Well, it’s almost a month later, but we’re back. And stronger than ever!

The internet was a clever nemesis, a worthy opponent by any estimation.

And so it was that I found myself being throttled, choking near to death, after a decentralized network of data, or, for the more technical-minded among you, the ‘Information Superhighway’ snuck up behind me. But little did it expect me to launch into a FLYING MASTADON attack, immediately severing several of its limbs and rendering it momentarily distracted. This was my chance. I grabbed the Internet by the neck, slammed it headfirst into the pavement, and began kicking. I showed no mercy.

Yes, I beat the internet half-to-death, and lived to tell the tale. I let the internet live for one reason and one reason only: that the world should know who tamed it.

And now it works for me.

That’s right.